A Topless Hannah May Blooms

Slow Down and Enjoy Some Hannah May Boobs

Look, I totally want to make a bunch of "April Showers Bring May Flowers" puns about Hannah May's awesome breasts, but I just can't bring myself to do it. Hannah May has a fantastic pair of breasts and seeing them simply puts a smile on my face. All I can do is sit here and stare at the wonderful breasts of Hannah May.

Sure, the jokes pretty much write themselves: Hannah May really bloomed, Hannah May has two perfect boob flowers, and on and on and on, but sorry, I'm going to let this softball go right by. I'm not taking the bat off my shoulder. Hannah May topless is simply too awesome of a sight to get all punny over. It's like I always say, this is a crazy busy world and if you don't stop and stare at a beautiful pair of breasts every now and then, you'll go crazy. So, do yourself a favor, take five - no take twenty - and enjoy a topless Hannah May. If you aren't smiling after those twenty minutes, stare for another ten.

Hey, I'm sure this isn't the last we're going to see of Hannah May, so maybe the next time we get to gaze upon her beautiful nude body we'll have some puns. But until then, it's all abount the awesomeness of Hannah May topless.

photos by Daniele Arrigo