Fleshbot’s Sex Toy Roundup!

Spring Forward with New Sex Toys!

Hello, and I hope you are having a super March so far. Here are some sex toys that have crossed my desk recently that I think will make your sexual doings hotter and/or more interesting. Treat yourself!

Behold Christy Mack's Fleshlights! They retail for $79 each and are made to be an exact external replica of Mack's lovely bits, so if you are a super fan of hers, I definitely recommend picking one of these up. I don't know a guy who owns a Fleshlight who does not absolutely adore the thing. They feel great when used with water-based lube, they clean up like a dream - a dear friend of mine likes to use his in the shower and just wash it out in there when he is done - and they support your favorite porn stars in their many life endeavors courtesy of the royalties agreement that comes along with these. Go with the anus model of the two of Mack's two choices - the texture seems more engaging to the rod.

This is NS Novelties' Thumper Power Vibe, it retails for $34, comes in your choice of black, pink, or purple and runs on two (not included) C batteries. It is a solidly made silicone rabbit vibe and if you are looking for a battery operated toy, this one is a great choice. It claims to be compatible with all lubes but to be safe, test a patch of your preferred lube near the base of the Thumper before you go with a water-based lube as silicone toys just don't always play well with silicone lubes. The easy to use dial control at the base makes it easy to control the speed of this and the easily adjustable clit stimulator on this is large enough to definitely take care of your clitoral orgasms.

I tried these ZeroThin condoms from One Condoms recently and wow, they are great. You can get a three pack of them for $4 and they come with a handy travel tin which makes them perfect for carrying them safely anywhere. They are made of latex and come pre-lubricated with a silicone lube and wow, they barely feel like anything is there at all. They are made to be 25 percent thinner than a regular One Condom - which I already adore - and they are shaped to be roomy at the tip and base so that they are easy for the person with the penis to use and wear. Yeah, I thoroughly recommend these.

Clandestine Devices' Mimic is my new go-to rechargeable clit vibe and it can be yours too for $124. It made of medical-grade silicone, is waterproof and compatible with any water-based lube, and comes in your choice of black, seafoam green, or purple. The shape of it fits well in the palm and it has a LED light in the base that is designed to be see when used in the dark and that light also indicates when the toy is charging. I love how relatively quiet this is given the strength of its 8 different vibration patterns and it also has a well-designed travel lock to keep it from making the TSA nervous when/if you travel with the Mimic. It comes with a travel pouch and a USB charging cord.

If you are looking for something a bit more hardcore, I would like to heartily recommend XR Brands' LoveBotz Jack Hammer 2.0 Rechargeable Sex Machine. It sells for $169 and oh, wow, it is worth every bit of that cash and more. Ever want to use a fucking machine or watch your true lust get busy with one? This is a super way to make that happen. It is cordless and that makes it very portable, which gives it an edge on many other fucking machines. It has a sturdy suction base which makes the toy stay where you put it and it features three thrusting speeds, two vibration tones, and four vibration speeds. It has an optional light show option near the machine's thrusting base so if you want that kind of multi-colored light show to happen while this thing is in use, that wish can come true. It arrives with a charger so you can get this right to charging and the removable dildo is phthalate-free, body-safe and easy to clean with soap and warm water. It can be used with or without the suction base which makes this seriously versatile. This thing is hella cool but be sure you have plenty of water-based lube on hand with it. I would also recommend using condoms with this for easy cleanup/to keep the machine's dildo in prime condition for repeat and/or shared usage.

The image of Mack getting double penetrated above is from her scene in Brazzers' "Big Butts Like It Big 15" and it's a pretty awesome movie.