Gooping Really Works for Gwyneth Paltrow

Everyone Enjoys Gwyneth Paltrow in a Bikini

I'm not going to pretend to understand all the stuff Gwyneth Paltrow talks about in Goop, but one thing I do know is that whatever she is doing works for her. She always looks fantastic. So, if eating some rare tree root while drinking tea made with leaves from a tree on a mountain top somewhere halfway around the world keeps Gwyneth Paltrow looking this hot, then I'm all for it.

Yeah, yeah, I know us normies can't live like that, but if you could, would you really want to? I'm all for treating your body like a temple and taking care of yourself, but every so often my temple needs some chocolate made with ingredients I can't pronounce. And that's fine. You know what else is fine? Gwyneth Paltrow in a bikini. Seriously, she should consider doing a Goop bikini calendar. It can be online only or she could make some printed on paper made by villagers in some remote part of the world; I don't care. As long as we get a bunch more images of Gwyneth Paltrow in a bikini, I don't care how it happens, just as long as it does.

Goop or don't goop, it's all about what works best for you. One thing that always works for me and probably everyone else out there is Gwyneth Paltrow's bikini body. That's something we all need to keep in our diets.

Photos via Women's Health

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