Fleshbot’s Sex Toy Roundup!

February 1, 2017
HOLLY-KINGSTOWN

Treat Yourself/Your Sweetie to a New Valentine's Day Sex Toy!

Valentine's Day will be here in two weeks! Get on shopping for that and prep your world for your sweetie or treat yourself to some new pleasure items to give yourself the best in self-loving masturbation action. It's totally cool to be your own Valentine - we do know how to pleasure ourselves exactly right every time - but if you do have a significant and sexy other, shake things up for the holiday.

This is Topco's Adrianna Luna Penthouse Double-Sided Stroker . You can pick this on up for $54 and I definitely recommend that you do. Made of Topco's stretchy, comfy Cyberskin material, it is molded off of Luna's actual girly bits. It is open-ended and cleans up very easily with antibacterial soap and water. You will needs some water-based lube to use with this and I love the option of choosing the opening you want easily by flipping this the either way and the inner tunnel of this has a cool, ridged texture that definitely will please your dick. Recommended.

This One Mixed Pleasures pack of condoms is an excellent purchase to make sure that your life is set on the safe sex front. You can pick up the 12 pack for $12 or the 24 pack for $18, so I say go for the larger size on this one. I love everything about One condoms, from the excellent feel of them to the original and varied art of the wrappers, and this pack makes it possible for you to try 8 different kinds of these so you and your special someone can find your new favorite condom. This also comes with a handy travel tin which makes taking these along with you in your travels an easy proposition.

"Fifty Shades Darker" will be in theaters nationwide for the holiday, and if you or your partner are fans of the movie, play along and have the Fifty Shades Darker Red Room Collection Riding Crop at the ready for some post-movie fun. It's officially licensed, made by Lovehoney, and will cost you $129.95. This is a beautifully made crop that should last you a lifetime with proper care. (Be sure to clean it with rubbing alcohol between uses to keep it clean for use on your submissive's flesh.) It comes in a lovely velvet drawstring bag with the logo of the movie embossed on it.

Check out NS Novelties' Inya Soft Balls. These come in your choice of pink or purple and will run you $39 to add them to your sex toy arsenal. OMG, I love these. They have a cushy but firm and smooth texture and will be awesome for kegel fun like Colette talked about recently or for gaping anal fun. Be sure to have some water-based lube at the ready to make this as much fun as possible to use. Go for one, two, or three inside you - these really feel great!

Another fun anal option is this great silicone vibrating butt plug from Doc Johnson called the Mood Juicy. I love this one in the "swirled" texture and it is available in your choice of black or purple for $39. It has a removable ten function/speed bullet vibe that thoughtfully has the watch batteries you will need to run it already included in there. I think vibration always makes anal play a lot easier/more fun. Have some water-based lube at the ready to use with this nicely shaped, easy-to-clean toy. The handle on it makes inserting this in your partner or in yourself a breeze.

Lastly, I present you with Her G-Spot Kit from California Exotic Novelties. It is very budget friendly at $27 and is a nice after dinner Valentine's Day gift option along with some chocolates. (Here are the chocolates I am currently digging.) The two vibes in the set each run on either a single AA battery or two AAA batteries so be sure to have those on hand for these along with toy cleaner and a fresh bottle of water-based lube. The kit includes the two vibes along with three finger stimulators which can make clit rubbing a bit more of an event than usual. It is generally a super starter kit if you have a new partner or you yourself are new to sex toys in general. I have found that if you don't know what someone knows about sex toys, that it is always the best policy to keep things basic so that you don't intimidate someone out of some sexy fun. I love that you get the choice between a jelly textured vibe and a hard plastic vibe in this - both are body-safe TPE - and this is just a simple, fun addition to what I hope is a happy Valentine's Day in your world.