Only in Florida: Buckle Up

Also Lock Your Doors... And Don't Drink... And Don't Flee The Scene...

In my column Only in Florida, I'll be taking you down to the Sunshine State for the latest and greatest sex stories that can only be found in the craziest state in the union.

For some of us out there, nothing beats the pure joy and refreshing entertainment that only a strip club can provide. Sure, they aren't for everyone, but everyone should still experience one or two in their lifetime. But for some, strip clubs are their choice hangouts. While this is all fine and dandy, it's important to remember that one still does have a home they must return to after a fun and possibly drunken evening at the strip club. And if you are going to drink, you should really have a designated driver because you never know what can happen after having some beers and seeing some boobs. Florida resident William Edwards managed to not only fall out of a moving of a truck, and he was the one driving said truck.

Yes, Mr. Edwards decided his evening was over and, going against the advice of the club's bouncer that he had partaken in one too many drinks, he climbed into his truck to head home. Sadly, not only did Mr. Edwards not buckle his seat belt, but he also forgot to close the driver's side door.

Before getting out of the parking lot, Edwards fell out of the driver’s side and his truck rolled over his legs, witnesses told troopers. The truck continued traveling across Old Cheney Highway and crashed into a house.

Of course Mr. Edwards wasn't the only one injured - a woman inside was taken to the hospital for minor injuries. Mr. Edwards didn't stick around to check on the condition of the woman - he fled from the scene. Not surprisingly the police were able to track down Mr. Edwards thanks to the fact he left his driver's license at the Dancers Royale strip club.

This incident could forewarn against many incidences: don't drink and drive, buckle your seat belt, don't flee the scene of an accident, the dangers of strip clubs, and most importantly why you shouldn't live in Florida.

Via ClickOrlando.com