Rose Bertram's Cleavage Could Cause an Avalanche
An avalanche is one of nature’s scariest dangers besides hurricanes and tornadoes. They can be caused by new snow or rain, earthquakes, and even some animals. And I’m honestly surprised that this photo shoot with Rose Bertram in a bikini didn’t cause an avalanche, because there's no doubt her hotness melted some snow.
I always applaud any model willing to go up a snowy mountain only to wear to the skimpiest of clothes all in the same of fashion, but this is the first time I felt a real sense of danger. Rose Bertram is like super hot. Surely there must have been some concern about what her hotness would do on top of a pile of snow. I mean, what if there were children building snowmen down below? At any moment, Rose Bertram’s cleavage could cause all the snow around her in a 5-mile radius to melt and then we’d have a disaster on our hands; a very sexy disaster, but a disaster nonetheless.
You know what? I bet the good people over at GQ Style rented the entire mountain for the day. They had to have felt the heat coming off of Rose Bertram in a bikini before they headed up. When it comes to the safety of others in relation to Rose Bertram and her hotness, you can never be too careful. Seriously though, Rose Bertram is one sexy snow hottie.
Photos via GQ Style
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