Monopoly Is Boring Without A Nude Stacy Martin

Most Board Games Are Severely Lacking Stacy Martin Boobs

Believe it or not, but I have never been a fan of the board game Monopoly. Maybe it’s because when I was kid I always played with someone who cheated or maybe it’s because I could never find an effective strategy to win that caused me to no longer enjoy the game. But I think most of all, my biggest problem with Monopoly is that I never played it while Stacy Martin was nude.  

I can’t help but think that if I was able to play the game while Stacy Martin was wearing little to no clothing on top of the board or rolling around in a pile of that brightly colored Monopoly money, I probably would have enjoyed the game. In fact, this photo spread is kind of making me consider going out and buying the game. Though, I also have a feeling that once I got it home and opened it I’d find the game boring due to the lack of a nude Stacy Martin.  

Come to think of it, there is a lack of nude Stacy Martin in just about every single board game. There’s no nude Stacy Martin in Trivial Pursuit, no nude Stacy Martin in Risk, and there is for sure no nude Stacy Martin in Chutes and Ladders. Someone should really work on this, adding nude Stacy Martin to board games would probably revitalize the whole board gaming industry.  

Photos by Dominic Clarke  

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