Now All I Want Is Chloë Grace Moretz and Her Bikini in the Baywatch remake
Damn it, I was really excited about the re-boot or remake or whatever the hell they are calling the Baywatch movie. With Alexandra Daddario, Kelly Rohrbach, Priyanka Chopra, Charlotte McKinney, and no doubt a cameo from Pamela Anderson in this movie, I felt it had everything it needed to succeed. Then Chloë Grace Moretz goes and films herself wearing a bikini and running in slow motion.
Ugh, this is really putting a damper on my excitement for the new Baywatch movie. And I don’t think spending hours and hours looking at pictures of Alexandra Daddario, Kelly Rohrbach, Priyanka Chopra, Charlotte McKinney, and Pam Anderson are going make me feel any better. Though I’m totally going to try. I just have this feeling that no matter what I do, I’m going to see Chloë Grace Moretz in her bikini running in slow motion and knowing that this is something none of us will see in the Baywatch film. I’m still totally going to see it the day it opens, but a little bit of heart will be filled with sadness because Chloë Grace Moretz won’t be in a bikini, running in slow motion at any point in the movie.
I guess I can hope that the producers of the film have an Instagram account and see this video. Then they can have Chloë Grace Moretz do a slow motion bikini running cameo or something. Or they could put her in the sequel.