Natasha Poly Really Knows How To Connect With Nature

You Need To Jump On Trees, Get Dirty, And Be Completely Nude

Usually when I hear someone say that they are going to “connect with nature” I tend to roll my eyes because that typically means they go to a park and surf the web on their phones. I always thought connecting with nature meant going out, getting dirty, rolling around in the grass, climbing on trees – like a nude Natasha Poly is doing. That is how you connect with nature.  

And you have to admit seeing Natasha Poly nude in a tree really does make you want to go and be with the world. Just get away from all the lights and sounds of the city, find a couple of dead trees, and just sit there with your eyes closed thinking about Natasha Poly’s boobs. I feel close to nature already and I’m still at my desk. Though, I can understand that connecting with nature is not for everyone. You may have allergies or you live too far away from a forest or you may just not like going outside. Hey, I understand, so why not connect with nature through a nude Natasha Poly. It’s just as good as the real thing, in fact, it might even be better! Hanging out in the woods is fun, but most woods don’t have a topless Natasha Poly running around.  

So the next time someone tells you about their awesome hike or great camping trip just smile back at them. It might have been fun, but surely wasn’t as awesome as Natasha Poly nude in the woods.

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