Only in Florida: Ding Dong Ditch

You Ring The Bell And Then Run

In my column Only in Florida, I'll be taking you down to the Sunshine State for the latest and greatest sex stories that can only be found in the craziest state in the union.  

When we were teenagers I’m sure we all did something that we weren’t proud of. Whether it’s TPing someone’s house, stealing all the stop signs in your neighborhood, or even playing a game of ding dong ditch, we found enjoyment in annoying someone else.  

Residents in a neighborhood in the Bay County area in Florida found themselves the victims of someone playing ding-dong ditch around 3 a.m. on the night of June 5th. When officers arrived, one particular resident told them he answered the door after someone repeatedly rang his doorbell to find a nude man standing on his porch.  

Since you aren’t supposed to be on the other side of the door when someone answers, the nude man ran off. Police gave chance and soon found the naked man hiding in some nearby bushes.  

“As we approached the male, we gave him several verbal commands to come from the bushes and go to his knees, which he refused to do,” officers wrote. “The Male kept trying to back away from us as we approached him.”  

The naked man was eventually wrestled to the ground where officers found out he “was sweating profusely even though he was naked.”  

Technically speaking, I believe the nude man wasn’t playing ding dong ditch, but instead playing "ding dong open the door and look at my ding-dong." Sadly, the police didn’t give us the reason the nude man was ringing doorbells, but if I had to guess I would say it was all in good fun.  

But remember, if you are going to play ding-dong ditch, run away after ringing the doorbell and wear pants.

Via Panama City News Herald