Close Only Counts in Charlotte McKinney and Hand Bras

Time to Make That Old Saying Something Great, Like Charlotte McKinney's Boobs

There was an old saying around the Blackbush house growing up: “Close only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades.” Well, after gazing at some new pictures of Charlotte McKinney, I think we should add one more thing to list: hand bras. Close only counts in horseshoes, hand grenades, and hand bras.  

While I’m sure that old saying wasn’t meant to be something positive, I can’t really be sure since I have never played a game of horseshoes or touched a hand grenade, but when it comes to “close” and Charlotte McKinney’s hand bras, I think it’s a really positive statement. Sure, we’d all love to see Charlotte McKinney without any type of bra, but seeing the majority of her boobs is better than not seeing any part of her boobs. Though, Charlotte McKinney would still be super sexy in a thick turtleneck sweater, she’s just that kind of woman. But if someone told you that you are as close as Charlotte McKinney’s hand bra, I think you’d probably feel good about whatever you were doing and what to keep doing. Also, I feel like I should mention how incredibly flexible Charlotte McKinney is. I didn’t know that about her, but boy, am I glad this is the way we all found out.  

You know, the more I think about it, I feel like we should totally change that old saying to make it more up to date and positive. So, from now on, let’s all say “close only counts in Charlotte McKinney and hand bras.” Yeah, that’s got a nice ring to it.  

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