Confused Boner of The Week: Britney Spears In The Pool

 

A video posted by Britney Spears (@britneyspears) on May 29, 2016 at 9:22pm PDT

Britney's Cleavage I Get, But All The Rest...

Okay so, I don’t really know what is going in this Britney Spears Instagram video. All I got was Cydni Lauper’s “Time After Time”, water splashing, and Britney Spears cleavage, and for some reason that combination of things has me turned on. Man, this one of the confusiest of confused boners ever.  

We can try and break it down, but I fear that will only make things even more confusing. You know, it’s like rebuilding a car engine only to finish with a few parts still on the ground, you better just leaving it alone. Look, any time we have Britney Spears in a bikini, leaning over the edge of a pool, it’s going to be incredible. But it think it’s the music and the length of the video that is really confusing me. I know I’m supposed to just focus of Britney Spears’s cleavage, but I can’t. I don’t know what she’s going for and it’s really bugging me. I can’t just enjoy the beauty of the moment because there is too much going on. Ugh, Britney Spears, this is a moment that should either be a picture or a shorter video, with different music. Like you should have one of your songs going on in the background.  

Yes, I get the sexiness, that is crystal clear, but the rest of it will leave me scratching my head. Britney Spears, bikini, cleavage, all hot. As for the rest of it, I can’t explain a single thing.  

Via Britney Spears on Instagram

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