Danielle Campbell Is Hot, But What's That Face?
I find myself gazing at this Instagram post of Danielle Campbell in a bikini trying to figure out what her facial expression means. To be honest, I can’t tell if she wants to take a nap, needs a snack, or she got a glimpse of herself in the mirror and realized how freaking hot she was at this moment.
I guess it shouldn’t matter too much what she’s trying to convey. Maybe that’s all part of her plan to get us to stare at her Instagram post for hours, our minds furiously trying to process every detail of her face, every curve of her cleavage, every beam of light streaming across her beautiful body. If that is the case, then damn it, Danielle Campbell, mission accomplished. I know I have other things to do today, but I truly believe if I keep looking, then I’m going to be able to figure it out. Seriously, Danielle Campbell, what do you want? You want me to stare at you? You want me to get you a steak sandwich? You want a mirror? You just want me to keep looking at your amazing cleavage? OK! Fine! I will keep looking at your amazing cleavage, Danielle Campbell.
We’ll probably never know what that look on Danielle Campbell’s face really means, but we know for sure that she looks amazing in a bikini. I’m going to look for another five minutes and then I’m going to do something else . . . I swear…