Lorde’s Nipple Should Be Considered a Work of Art

Some Might Say Lorde's Boob Is Royal

The Metropolitan Museum of Art, or MET, as it’s known, is home to some of the most beautiful works of art on the planet. Every year for their gala, some of the most famous people in the world head to MET to look at art for a big fundraiser. But of all the beautiful art inside the building, I’m wondering if there is anything as beautiful as Lorde’s nipple. 

Sure, the MET has a number of painting and sculptures and artifacts and such from all over the world, but are they really as beautiful as Lorde’s nipple? I mean, just take a look at the wonderful sideboob Lorde’s low-cut dress is showing, but also at the hint of areola she's showing off. I’m sure we could all spend hours inside the MET examining the great artistic works, but I’m sure we could also spend hours simply staring at Lorde’s boob. We are almost seeing the whole thing, and seeing Lorde’s boob or boobs would be better than any painting by any master. Well, maybe that’s a bit of a stretch, but Lorde has some nice boobs. Some might even say they are royal.

I’m an art lover, but I’m also a boob lover—which, when you think about it, a ton of great art has boobs, so those two things kind of go hand in hand—and Lorde’s boob at one of the greatest art galleries in the world makes for one hell of a sight.

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