#TBT Jessica Tyler in a Thong Bikini Giving Us a “JT Special”

Whatever You Want to Call It, Jessica Tyler's Ass Looks Amazing

Yes, Jessica Tyler is incredibly hot in a thong bikini and no, I can’t really tell which one is Jessica Tyler, but I’m totally OK with that. The one question that is running through my mind is what do you call the beautiful act of sitting by a pool in a thong bikini? I feel like that should have a name of some kind.  

There are nip slips and whale tails and iceberg boobs so, there should be a name for what Jessica Tyler and her hot friend are currently doing. Maybe we can call it “Phat Sat”. Keep in mind that we are using the PH version of Phat, but I’m worried that particular slang is no longer in service. What about “Double Trouble?” And even though there are two of Jessica Tyler’s butt cheeks on display, I think this one kind of feels like there should be more than one butt and I don’t think Jessica Tyler can do that. You know what, maybe I’m going about this the wrong way. Instead of trying to come up with a name for what Jessica Tyler is doing, we should totally name it after her. How about the “JT Special”? Or the “JT Squat” or even the “JT Sit Round?” Hey, they won’t all be winners, but Jessica Tyler in a thong, sitting by a pool, showing off her amazing ass always will be.  

I don’t know if the JT Special will catch on or not, but one thing I know for sure no matter what you call what Jessica Tyler is doing in these pictures, it will always be awesome. But hey, if you’ve got a great idea for some slang, let us know.

Via Jessic Tyler on Instagram