Only in Florida: Hey, Can You Hold This for Me?

Maybe She Was Just Holding the Crack Pipe in Her Vagina for a Friend

In my weekly column Only in Florida, I'll be taking you down to the Sunshine State for the latest and greatest sex stories that can only be found in the craziest state in the union.

Having a great friend, someone you can lean on for support, someone who always willing to help you out, is one of the greatest joys in life. But sometimes, when your friend asks for a favor, you should really say no. Like if they ever ask you to hide a crack pipe in your vagina.

23-year-old Tiffany Flores was arrested outside of sunny Vero Beach, FL after being pulled over, and a police officer found a small bag of cocaine beside the passenger door of the car where Flores was the passenger. After not claiming ownership at first, Flores eventually admitted it was her and was promptly taken to county jail. Upon arrival, Flores told the officers she was pregnant and unable to pass through the jail’s full body scanner, but apparently that wasn’t the case.

But after a pregnancy test showed negative results, “jail staff processed Flores through the body scanner.” That is when officers noticed a “foreign object located inside of Flores’s vaginal area.”

Flores removed the “a clear cylindrical tube containing a burnt end” from her vagina, but claimed it wasn’t hers and that she was just holding it for her friend who was the driver of the car

Flores claimed that her pal “threw the crack pipe on her lap” and asked her to hide the item when a patrolman began following them. “Flores then hid it inside of her vagina in an attempt to avoid a search,” according to the affidavit.

Sadly the police officers didn’t believe her story. There is no mention of whether or not said officers spoke the driver of the car to confirm if the crack pipe was actually hers.

You know what they say; “A good friend will help you move, a great friend will hide your crack pipe in their vagina.”