Don’t Compare Your Life To Others… Unless It’s Emily Ratajkowski’s Boyfriend’s Life

Who Wouldn't Want To Be Emily Ratajkowski’s Pool Side Chair

The other day I heard someone say; “we compare our blooper reel to other peoples’ highlight reel”. And while I agree we shouldn’t compare our life to other people’s lives, when it comes to Emily Ratajkowski’s boyfriend, it’s totally expected that one would look at his life and believe their life is a total failure.  

The odds are not in our favor that Emily Ratajkowski will ever be wearing an incredibly sexy bathing suit that shows off some amazing cleavage and under boob at the same time (which is very difficult to pull off, but with Emily Ratajkowski’s boobs anything is possible) and decide to sit on our shoulders. Yet, there is a person out there who probably has this happen to him every time he goes to the pool. And that person, is the luckiest man on the planet. Yes, I’m sure he has a name, but there is no way on earth I’m going to try and find it. I’m sure it’s easy to find out, but once I put a name to the face, it’ll be all over. Once he has a name; that is the name I will compare all my accomplishments to. Sure, I may get a raise, win an award, but I will never, ever have the tile of Emily Ratajkowski’s boyfriend. Sigh. Now, I’m all sad again. Guess all I can do to cure my blues is stare at Emily Ratajkowski’s awesome cleavage.  

So, don’t compare your life to someone’s life… unless they get to a pool chair for Emily Ratajkowski. Then, it’s okay to compare, and it’s okay to be sad that you aren’t that person. But hey, at least we still get to see Emily Ratajkowski in a sexy bathing suit, that’s still pretty cool.  

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