Donald Trump: A Portrait By a Boob

Great Work of Art Created Thanks to a Great Pair of Boobs

You know, I don’t really like calling Donald Trump a boob because I find that really insulting to boobs. Boobs are awesome, and I love seeing boobs on television, where as Donald Trump is more like a dried up whale penis with sea moss stuck to the tip. But that’s just me, and others are fine with calling him a boob—and there are some who want to paint a picture of this boob with their boobs.

Well, I guess I should say there is one person, an artist by the name of Davison who has painted a portrait of Donald Trump using her breasts as her paintbrush. If the name Davison sounds a little familiar to you, she used her boobs recently to paint another famous celebrity who some call a boob, Kayne West. I have to say, this boob painting of the Donald is pretty good. I mean, painting with a paintbrush is hard, so I can’t imagine the challenges that come with using your boob. There certainly are restrictions of what you can and can’t paint with your boob, but apparently faces of giant douche canoes like Donald Trump isn’t one of them. Davison is going to auction off the boob painting and donate half of the proceeds to a breast cancer charity. So, if you’ve ever wanted to own a picture of Donald Trump painted by a hot women’s breast, now is your chance.

Sadly, Donald Trump or Donald Drumpf (thank you Jon Oliver) isn’t going away anytime soon. We have to look at this expired bag of dried apricots that has gone moldy for many more months. Though, thanks to Davison, I’ll be thinking about boobs every time I see him.