This Exhibition of Freedom is Going Just Fine, Thanks for Asking

Militia'ing ain't easy. The words of his lordship Big Daddy Kane ring true today as the Oregon militia is being bombarded with much needed gifts of blankets and cans of beans, along with a smattering of dildos and the occasional bag of dicks. That's right, people are sending these assholes dildos, and you've befuddled them.

In a video released by the Militia and reported on by The Independent (link below), Jon Ritzheimer—aka the guy who isn't a Bundy—is absolutely dumbfounded as to why people would spend their hard earned money on dildos just to mail to these psychopaths. Dude, it's because it's fucking hilarious. 

We're going to continue to do good for our country, we're not going to let your junk and hate mail side track us.

It’s sad that there are people who would spend this kind of money on this rather than spending it to do good in the world. I’m done living in fear of an oppressing force. I’m going to uphold my oath to the Constitution and sleep great at night knowing that I did everything in my power to ensure what our founding fathers did for us will not be lost.

Then, for the coup de grâce, dude just horks all that shit off the table like a madman. Amazon gets in a nice plug as well...

As expected, the video then devolves into an Al Qaeda-esque plea for new recruits, so once he sweeps the shit off the table, the video stops being amusing and starts taking on an eerieness to which no one should be subjected. If you really want to watch it though, click here.

Via The Independent