Man Refuses to Leave Burning Building Until He’s Done Watching a Porno

Did This Guy Not Have the Internet at Home?

Look, I don’t think I could come up with anything clever for this one, but a man who was in a burning building had to be dragged out by firefighters because he didn’t want to leave until his porno was over. The only thing I can think is: When you gotta finish, you gotta finish.  

A 33-year-old man decided to spend some time in a “Video Cabin” inside of the Sexy Angels sex shop in Germany’s red light district. It would seem that he wasn’t the only thing that got heated up—the store somehow caught on fire. When firefighters arrived, they pounded on the door, but the man shouted he wasn’t going to leave until he finished watching his movie.  

“He only came out after my men broke down the door,” fire department spokesman Martin Scheider told BILD newspaper.  

Not surprisingly, the man was said to be “aroused” when they pulled him into the street. He was taken to the hospital for smoke inhalation. No word on what particular movie he was watching.  

Look, I get it, we’ve all been in the mood and spent some serious time finding the right porn movie or scene to watch, but when things start smoking, no more chicken choking. When things get hot, rubbing one out is a not. Where there’s fire, put a hold on that desire. Basically, porn is great, but safety should come first. You can come second.

Via The Tornoto Sun