Eva Longoria in a Bikini Is Kind of Distracting

How Can Anyone Pay Attention to Something Other Than Evan Longoria's Cleavage?

I have no idea what sport Eva Longoria is playing on the beach, but I applaud anyone who can play against Eva Longoria in a bikini and actually make a game of it. Seriously, how could anyone focus on hitting a ball with a paddle when Eva Longoria is in a bikini.  

Perhaps she’s playing with a blind person. That is the only thing I can think of, because Eva Longoria’s cleavage is quite distracting. I know that if I was merely within a mile of Eva Longoria in a bikini, I would have hard time paying attention to anything. In fact, I think any time Eva Longoria is on a beach wearing a two-piece, there should be road signs put up so those behind the wheel will put extra focus on the road. Sure, some people may say that signs noting that Eva Longoria is in a bikini in the area might cause traffic jams because everyone will be rushing to that location, and I can’t really argue with that, but still—safety should be everyone’s top priority, and when Eva Longoria is in a bikini, even the strongest of us becomes easily distracted.  

So, to you, Eva Longoria’s opponent, I applaud your ability to do anything near Eva Longoria in a bikini. Then again, not one of us saw a score to this game, so Eva Longoria’s opponent could have lost for just this reason.  

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