Nikki Bella Makes Drinking Coffee Incredibly Sexy

Anyone Else Want Their Coffee With Cream, Sugar, and Nikki Bella's Cleavage?

I often hear that celebrities are just like us. They put their pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. They have to deal with plumbing issues, just like the rest of us. They need their morning coffee to wake up, just like the rest of us. Well, I’m calling bullshit, because Nikki Bella doesn’t have coffee like the rest of us. She has the sexiest, most cleavage-filled coffee ever.  

Honestly, I can barely look at my cup of coffee right now. It just looks so…. plain and empty and boring. Sure, without coffee, I’d probably be asleep at my desk, but my morning cup of joe doesn’t contain any Nikki Bella cleavage or pokies—it just contains coffee. Coffee seems really lame now without Nikki Bella's cleavage. Frankly, I don’t even really see the point in continuing to drink coffee. And by the way, who the hell looks that amazing in the morning? Well, Nikki Bella does. Sure, I have no actual proof that’s how she rolled out of bed, but one can easily make the assumption because she having the sexiest cup of coffee ever and no one drinks coffee at night.  

Yeah, celebrities are just like us, except for the fact that Nikki Bella’s morning coffee routine includes amazing cleavage. She really does put all other morning coffee to shame.

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