Only in Florida: Dick Johnson

In my column Only in Florida, I'll be taking you down to the Sunshine State for the latest and greatest sex stories that can only be found in the craziest state in the union.

There really isn't much I can add except to say that I've studied this with a team of scientists and we've come to the conclusion that this is the single most "Florida" driver's license ever...

Bravo sir. Bravo.