If You Are Going For A Run Miranda Kerr, You Should Put Pants On

A Naked Miranda Kerr Running Is Sexy, But What About Chafing?

Look, I don’t really want to be the bearer of bad news, but Miranda Kerr, if you are planning on taking a little jog in your Reeboks, I’m going to recommend you put some pants on. Not that running without pants wouldn’t be sexy, it’s more an issue of chafing.  

Granted I have no idea if Miranda Kerr is going for a run, maybe she got new shoes and really just wanted to show them off. But then I have to ask who takes a picture of new shoes while not wearing pants. Usually you want to see if the shoes look good with jeans or shorts or a dress or something. I mean, let’s be honest what wouldn’t look good with a naked Miranda Kerr? I’ll give you a minute to see if you can come up with one thing, anything at all that wouldn’t look good with a naked Miranda Kerr… Okay, time's up, what do you got? NOTHING. That’s right, a new pair of shoes would look amazing with a naked Miranda Kerr. A new pair of earrings would look great with a naked Miranda Kerr. Hell, a new set of steak knives will look great with a naked Miranda Kerr.  

So, Miranda Kerr, if you are planning on putting some miles on those shoes, put on some pants. Or least put that stuff that helps prevent chafing. And a headband, you wouldn’t want to get sweat in your eyes.  

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