Caitlin FitzGerald And Strippers Made ‘Masters of Sex’ A Menagerie Of Mammary!

August 31, 2015
L-L-SKELTON

Monday fun day, guys and gals! Hope everyone enjoyed the last weekend of August *sniff*. Last night on ESPN, I saw my Cubs not only beat the Dodgers, but Chicago's pitcher throw a no-hitter! Exciting to watch. That's what I call good Sunday night TV. Sure beats the fuck outta watching a bunch of marginally talented, immature, narcissistic millionaires dress like idiots for a meaningless awards show created to manufacture "shocking" moments. I didn't expect Jake Arrieta to throw a no-hitter, that's what made it shocking. It would've sucked if, say, ESPN announced they were cutting off all the Dodgers arms beforehand and have them swing their bats with their mouths in a "once-in-a-lifetime event you won't wanna miss!"

If baseball or shitty award shows aren't your thing, there was also an exhibition football game on last night! Oh, and a new Masters of Sex! We're balls deep into season three and the latest episode treated us to some nice boobage courtesy of sexy blonde Cailtlin FitzGerald. Fitz slips her right tit in bed while getting boinked hard and intense. We were also treated to the chesty treats of some 60s era strippers in the club. The shock of seeing such glorious nudity will be greatly expressed by the glass cutter popping in your pants!