Only in Florida: Let’s Adjourn to My Chamber

In my column Only in Florida, I'll be taking you down to the Sunshine State for the latest and greatest sex stories that can only be found in the craziest state in the union.

Remember that uplifting video that made the rounds a few weeks ago where the Florida judge recognized a former classmate? Well, you're in for a treat with this video because it's almost the exact same thing except for a gender reversal between judge and defendant. Other than that, it's basically just as uplifting...

See, basically identical, right? According to CBS Miami (link below), defendant Susan Surrette is probably better known by her porn name Kayla Kupcakes, and she wasn't just flashing the judge because she thought he was a big fan...

As 54-year-old Susan Surrette’s charges were being read, she flashed her breasts at Judge John Hurley.

She claims she wanted to show the judge her bruises, after being mistreated by officers in jail.

“I’ve been beaten up by police. And also this too,” she says as she lifts her shirt, “when someone put me on the ground. All over my body.”

The judge later ordered that she seek medical evaluation.

I think that's the only sane thing the judge could do at that point in time. Also, for clearly scientific purposes, here's what the judge got to see but we didn't...

Via CBS Miami