Salma Hayek Is So Hot in a Bikini You’re Going to Need Time

Look at Salma Hayek's Cleavage, Take a Break. Repeat.

OK, Salma Hayek, stop it. Seriously, stop it. I can’t. I just can’t. That bikini, your cleavage ... it’s just too much for anyone. You’re going to have to stop. I mean, not really stop wearing a bikini, Salma Hayek—you look incredible in one—but seriously, it’s too much to handle.  

For as long as I can remember, Salma Hayek has been one of the hottest women on the planet (though I wouldn’t be surprised to learn Hayek is one of the hottest carbon based life forms on any planets). If someone asked me to describe Salma Hayek’s body to them, I wouldn't be able to. Words would escape me, and all I could do is make strange sounds and melt into a puddle on the floor. You have to think that if bikinis had feelings and thoughts that all they would want from life is to be on the body of Salma Hayek. I bet when the lights go out at whatever high end bikini store Hayek shops at, the bikinis all start talking to each other about how amazing it would it be if Hayek picked them. And then, when Hayek walks in the door, they all sit there silently as she looks through the options, tries a few on, and then the one that is chosen stares back at its fellow bikinis and smiles the brightest smile a bikini can smile.  

Salma Hayek in a bikini is truly overwhelming, like going to one of the best art museums in the world, and you can’t take it in all in one day. You have to spread it out so you aren’t overwhelmed. So take your time, enjoy a photo of Salma Hayek in a bikini, take a break, and then come back for more.  

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