Climate Change Is Real And That Storm Front Looks Like A Penis

Weather Is Strange and Sometimes Shaped Like A Penis

While you can’t argue whether or not climate change is real (well, some people can—and they're called idiots), but I’m starting to wonder if there is another weather phenomenon happening that no one is talking about. Have you noticed that weather patterns are starting to looks more and more like penises? Then again, it might just be the graphics department.  

The morning news team at Chicago’s WGN had a little fun with a graphic a viewer sent them of a penis shaped storm front. Of course, all of the men had to chime in with their clever puns:    

"The East Coast is getting the shaft," and

"You call that a rod of high pressure."

A couple other commenters from different stations joined in on the fun.  

"Looks like the rain is really penetrating New England!" wrote one commenter, Matt Casey. 

"Never needed a cigarette after seeing a weather map before," said Barbara Mull Brockmeyer.

And now it’s my turn:  

1. Hopefully this weather pattern will limp along.  
2. The atmosphere is super excited.  
3. The front will move in slow at first, but then it should get faster.
4. This storm could produce 10 to 12 inches (that’s what she said).  
5. It’s not the size of the front, it’s the motion of the storm.  
6. Really changes the meaning of “A Hard Rain's Gonna Fall.”  
7. High winds are stroking the central shaft of the storm.  
8. Some states might only get the tip.  
9. And finally, maybe the storm front will stall if it thinks about baseball.    
10. Weather can be crazy so, if you can’t have a little fun with it, what can you have fun with? Any more penis weather puns to add? Surely that can’t be all of them.

Via Huffington Post