All Decisions Should End With Heidi Klum Topless

Heidi Klum Knows If You Don't Want Tan Lines, You've Got To Take Off Your Bikini Top

I’ve been saying it for years and it would appear that finally someone has heeded my advice—if you don’t want tan lines don’t wear you bikini top. Thank you Heidi Klum; thank you for listening to my words, giving them thought, and then taking my advice.  

You know, it feels pretty good when at long last someone listens to what you’ve been saying. It’s an even better feeling knowing that someone listening to my advice ends with Heidi Klum showing her breasts. Any time a decision is made that leads to us seeing Heidi Klum’s boobs is well worth all the trials and tribulations that come with the decision making process. It kind of makes me wish all the decisions I had to make in life would lead to a topless Heidi Klum. Great, now I’m going to spend all day thinking of ways to make that happen. Put on the coffee, it’s going to be a long and hopefully Heidi Klum boob filled night.  

Now, I probably can’t take all the credit for Klum’s decision to bare her breasts on the beach, but I’m going to take 90% of the credit. Thanks, Heidi Klum, thanks for listening to my advice. I hope others out there will follow your lead.  

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