Natalie Imbruglia Doesn’t Want You To See These Pics. Your Penis Does.

I try listening to Top 40 music but every time I do, I find myself going back to my Spotify playlist filled with Metallica, Queen and Depeche Mode (it's an eclectic set). Don't get me wrong. I like me some Tove Lo, Sia and Echosmith. Even Jason Derulo and Calvin Harris have stuff with a good beat. I guess I'm a little bummed that rock music is pretty much dead at the moment, aka not profitable. The charts are dominated by mainstream rap, shitty country, castrated R&B and bubble gum pop. These genres have been around for years but now they've terminated the rest like a streaming, downloadable SkyNet. Rock 'n roll just ain't hip right now.

Until angst and punk comes back in style, I'm sticking to the indies and the older stuff. One chick who was a chart-topper back in the day was hot Aussie Natalie Imbruglia. The former soap star turned Grammy nominee was relaxing in Sardinia recently. Aside from showing all kinds of sexy skin in a two-piece, Natalie slipped some nip while fiddling with her top. I'm guessing you won't be "torn" to check out the pics. See what I did there? Torn was her big hit back in 1998 and I...you know...NIP SLIP!