Alexis Ren Is So Hot It Makes All The Days Before Today Worthless

Alexis Ren In A Bikini Is So Stunning It Makes Me Angry I'm Just Now Seeing It

Learning something new is a great thing that we should all strive to do each and every day. Knowledge is power and knowing is half the battle, but sometimes you learn something and it just makes you angry. Today is one of those days because I just learned about the incredibly hot Alexis Ren. Why does this make me angry? Because all the days I have gone without this knowledge seem like a waste.  

Seriously people, you’ve got to tell me the moment you find out about someone as hot as Alexis Ren. Sure, she seems like she’s probably still fairly new to the modeling world, but that doesn’t mean I shouldn’t hear about her from day one. I mean, I’m doing this for you and if I don’t know about the stunning beauty Alexis Ren, then I can’t share it with you. And if you did know about Alexis Ren and her beautiful bikini body before me and didn’t say anything, then shame on you—though I completely understand not wanting to share her beauty. Man, I really hope her career takes off, she is so unbelievable hot that I’d probably buy anything she was a model for. Shirts, pants, shorts, watches, shoes, jewelry, boats, tires, food, power tools, motor oil, Arby’s franchises, timeshares, double sided tape, snake oil, anything with the “As Seen on TV” logo… pretty much everything you put Alexis Ren next to, I’ll buy.  

Yes, I’m glad I finally know who Alexis Ren is and how amazing she looks in a two-piece, but man I can’t believe how many days of my life have been wasted without knowing her. It kind of bums me out. Guess I’ll just stare at Alexis Ren in a bikini until I feel better.