Nicky Hilton’s Shower Curtain Dress Is An Ass-Baring Success

It’s funny how some objects can stir up feelings inside us. Whether it’s the wine bottle from that time you had a picnic with someone special, a little love note, or even something a little more intimate, seeing that object sends a rush of emotion through you. Well, get ready to have a shower curtain be one of those objects that fills you with emotion because once you see Nicky Hilton’s ass cheeks in this dress, you will never be able to look at shower curtains the same again.  

Picture this scenario: The airline lost all of Hilton’s luggage and her limo was late picking up and all she had was the old comfy sweatshirt and sweatpants she worn on the plane (hey, everyone likes to fly in comfortable clothes). With only moments to spare before Hilton had to be on the red carpet at Paris Fashion Week, Hilton grabbed the shower curtain and that little sewing kit that her dad's hotels supply and BAM! The shower curtain ass cheek dress was made! More than likely some famously pretentious designer made this dress, but whatever the story behind it, I’m glad Hilton found it, bought it, and then showed off her little behind.

Seeing a shower curtain in the privacy of my own bathroom and thinking of Nicky Hilton’s ass is fine, but I’m a little concerned about the next trip I take to Bed, Bath, and Beyond.  

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