Samantha Hoopes spends her days being one of the most beautiful people on the planet and at times wearing really hot swimsuits, but I think she might actually be some kind super villain. The way she is twirling her dress and using her cleavage to make me do whatever she commands really makes it seem like she wants to rule the world.
Though when you think about, if we have to be ruled by an evil super villain, Hoopes doesn’t sound that bad. Image every street in every city filled with banners of Hoopes and her cleavage (or images of her from the Sports Illustrated 50th Anniversary Swimsuit issue), nightly messages from her on our televisions, people singing songs of her glory every night. That actually doesn’t sound real bad. Sure, she might make us do things we don’t want to do, but our reward will be looking at Samantha Hoopes. Being at the mercy of a super villain and then getting to see Samantha Hoopes everywhere; that sounds kind of like a world I want to live in.
Whether or not Hoopes has plans for world domination or not, as long as she keeps on keep showing up on red carpets in dresses like this, all will be right with the world.