This Guy Fucked A Car… What Did You Ever Do?

The world is a nutty, nutty place. Shit is just always going down, and every now and again, you come across a guy with his priorities in the right place. It's tough to grab headlines when there's so much war, poverty, famine, and all manner of atrocities occurring around us, but somehow, this Brazilian guy fucking his car's exhaust pipe did just that. 

The New York Daily News (link below) posted this video right next to three absolutely horrific stories...

You read things like this and lose complete and total faith in humanity, but then there's this glorious bastard just blasting a car with his dick, giving nary a fuck, and suddenly, all seems right with the world. Hostages are being killed, gay men are being lured to their deaths, and dicks are being bitten, and here's this marvelous motherfucker just going to town on a Hyundai. He even acknowledges that he's being filmed and somehow gives even less of a shit. Some may say that he should have looked for a garage or somewhere more private to do the deed, but if you're fucking a car, looking for a secluded spot to do it isn't exactly atop any list of priorities. He may not be the hero we need, but he's the hero we deserve. I salute you sir. You're doing god's work.

Via New York Daily News