I can't imagine anyone outside of Vic Lagina needing 55 gallons of lube in their home, nevertheless there's one available for sale on Amazon. It comes with a pump and free shipping, which is a pretty sweet deal considering it weighs 522 pounds. The only thing I would recommend is taking the day off work so your neighbor doesn't have to sign for it. Especially if your neighbor is Vic Lagina.
So what's so great about 55 gallons of lube anyway? Well, as Bro Bible (link below) helpfully pointed out, the product reviews by Amazon users are pretty great, but the Q&A section is really spectacular Here are a few of my favorites.