Sorry Bush Fans, Dakota Johnson’s Pubes in ‘Fifty Shades of Grey’ Were Technologically Faked!

Isn't this such a touching photo? Well, I apologize but this post just simply isn't that touching. It's time to talk about pubes and in this case it's Dakota Johnson's fake mound that I'd like to focus on! Sorry to let down all of you bush fan's out there, but those pretty pubes that Dakota is rocking in the Fifty Shades of Grey movie aren't as real as they appear. Obviously, technology is getting really fucking wild!

Supposedly, Dakota had some sort of magic 'modesty' pouch covering her lady bits during the filming of Fifty Shades of Grey. She wasn't alone either, Jamie Dornan also wore some sort of penis pouch as well. Why do they have to let us in on this kind of information? We could have all gone on thinking that we'd got to see the money shot! I guess in this case, at least the money shot was one of the pubic hair variety.

Fake pubes and protective modesty gear-- technology is becoming a real killer in regards to making on-screen sex that much more unreal. But hey, at least we all can sleep soundly knowing that Dakota Johnson's vagina is actually hair free! Okay, let's be real here, Dakota could have a big hairy jungle bush and we'd still think she was sexy as hell! Some things just can't be faked after all.