Happiness Is A Warm Fleshlight

It's no secret that the biggest drawback to Fleshlight's line of terrific products is the fact that while it may feel like the real thing, it doesn't feel like the real thing. Well those days are over thanks to the new Sleeve Warmer which is designed to heat any Fleshlight sleeve up to body temperature, finally ensuring that the only thing missing from your Fleshlight experience is the warm and loving embrace of a woman.

According to XBIZ (link below), Interactive Life Forms recently rolled out this product with a simple goal in mind: To remove the cold sterility from the act of thrusting a plastic tube up and down on your cock. 

The Fleshlight SleeveWarmer heats the manufacturer's patented SuperSkin sleeves.

The USB-powered accessory has the user’s Fleshlight sleeve ready for use in less than five minutes.

The SleeveWarmer joins a growing line of Fleshlight upgrades, including the PhoneStrap and the ShowerMount.

Founder and CEO Steve Shubin said he's "very excited" to announce the launch of the Fleshlight warming rod.

"It's simple to use, reliable and compatible with all our Fleshlight masturbators," he said. "Happiness is a warm Fleshlight.”

You know, I swear I've heard that phrase before...

Via XBIZ