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Sorry Guys, This Swedish Singer Just Ruined The “Too Big For Condoms” Excuse For All Of Us

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There was a time when I attempted to use the "I'm too big for condoms" excuse, but the peals of laughter proved too powerful for me to continue using it. I've since moved on to telling women I've had a vasectomy, but any guys still trying to use the too big excuse have met their match, as a Swedish singer has posted a pic on Instagram forever busting that myth.

According to The Mirror (link below), Zara Larsson has apparently had enough of this age old pretext, and decided to head us all off at the pass with this photo...

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Larsson, 17, made the post by sticking a condom over her leg and pulling it all the way up to the knee and then dedicating the post to men who say they are too large to use a condom.

She wrote: "To all the guys saying "my d*** is too big for condoms" TAKE A SEAT."

But the light-hearted remark including a picture of her foot with a condom for illustration quickly went viral notching up tens of thousands of shares.

The massive attention has come as an overwhelming surprise to Larsson herself, she writes on her personal blog.

"I merely meant it as a funny joke. Since then newspapers have been writing about what a feminist genius I am!

"I don't see myself as some kind of holy Mother Mary of feminism. I am very well aware that there are many, many girls out there that are much better than me in so many ways and receive much too little attention," she writes

Well guys, we had a good run though, didn't we? I'm telling you though, the vasectomy thing is the way to go. Or just pull out. That's been working for eons as well. 

Via The Mirror


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