“A Porno by Tim Burton” Is The Best

The video A Porno by Tim Burton is probably the best thing with Tim Burton’s name on it since Ed Wood. There, I said it! The brief video highlights the story of “Edward SkimmerHands”, ultimately combining the oddity of Burton with the joys of a porn parody.  

In the style of something you would find on WoodRocket, sans the hardcore penetration, this little video from Nacho Punch is more meant to tickle your funny bone instead of getting a rise out of your other bone. But that doesn’t mean it is free of anything sexy. The lead, Whitney Rice, is pretty easy on the eyes. With her retro hairstyle and her high wasted two-piece outfit, she makes a pretty convincing hot and bored housewife who is looking to get a little action from the pool boy. Of course, in this case, the pool boy is a freak with pool skimmers for hands and makes it snow when he blows his load, because that’s what would happen in a Burton porn film. It would also star Johnny Depp with some weird facial hair because Burton can’t do a film without him.  

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