Comment Contest: One Lucky Fleshbot Reader Will Win A Farrah Abraham Vibrating Pussy & Ass

UPDATE: The contest is now closed and the winner has successfully claimed his prize. Thank you to all who entered, you all stepped up your game, and we appreciate all the comments. 

Beloved readers of Fleshbot, we have got the prize of a lifetime for one lucky reader. The great people at Topco & Cyberskin have provided us with a Farrah Abraham Vibrating Pussy & Ass sex toy to give to one of our cherished fans.

Let's take a look at some of the stats for this incredible product...

• Classic missionary position molded directly from reality TV star Farrah Abraham
• CyberSkin® is soft and yielding just like her real skin
• 6 function vibrating egg makes her vibrate and pulsate until you explode
• Each function of vibration is available in 6 speeds
• Two included warming wands bring her to a lifelike temperature in 10 minutes
• Tight pussy and anal entries feature uniquely textured dual love tunnels
• Classic missionary position with hand grips for better leverage
• Farrah’s hand painted pussy lips look sweet and pink just like in real life
• Suction back design will stick on smooth flat surface
• Open-ended and waterproof for fun anywhere and easy cleaning
• Phthalate free
• Made of CyberSkin®
• Uses 3 AAA Batteries (not included)

If you would like to be entered for a chance to win this amazing product, you must leave a comment on this post! In your comment you must write a brief (no more than two sentences) pitch for Farrah's next porn. If you've been keeping tabs on Farrah's career, she likes to keep all of her fingers in different pies, so pitch something original for her to star in that incorporates any of the various elements of her philanthropic endeavors you see fit. If you need a refresher, read some of our articles about her. 

Before you begin commenting like mad, there are some ground rules we need to go over...

• First, keep it positive. If your comment is, "I h8 her, she sux n you're site does to" or something to that effect, you're not going to win. You just aren't, sorry. Pull out the thesaurus, check your grammar, and be creative. 
• Second, no spam. I'm sure your website is awesome and we'll make it a point to visit it some time, but don't post links to anything, okay?
• Finally, quality over quantity. Don't comment three hundred times in hopes of increasing your odds of winning. The winners will not be selected at random, we're actually going to read the comments and pick the best one to receive this amazing product.

You've got from now until 9am CST on Monday December 1st to comment, so take some time, think it over, maybe write a few drafts before posting anything. The average retail value is well over $400, so we're not just going to hand this out to anyone. Keep it civil, try to be clever, and think before you post. 

*THE FINE PRINT: Winners will be contacted via email, so please make sure the e-mail address linked to your Disqus account is up-to-date before entering. Fleshbot does not ship prizes outside the United States. The winner will be chosen by our editing staff at 12:00 pm CST on Monday, December 1, 2014.

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