Some Days Only Emily Ratajkowski Can Make Me Feel Better

Whenever life gets me down and I feel like there is nothing left in the world, there is really only one thing that can always turn my frown upside down, Emily Ratajkowski. A sunset on the ocean, the laughter of children, a warm blanket on a cold day, all of those pale in comparison to the joy I get by looking at Ratajkowski. 

By far one of the hottest women on the planet, Emily started modeling when she was a teenager and earned a fair amount of success. Her real moment to shine was in the 2013 music video for the Robin Thicke song “Blurred Lines.” While the song is absolute crap, Ratajkowski made the video worth repeat viewing. And man, was that repeated on my computer (with the sound turned down). I know some people call the video sexist, but I think it’s a work of art and the sole reason it is a work of art is Ratajkowski. Her eyes draw you in, her lips are pouty, her breasts are flawless, and her ass is picture-perfect. She is why artists took chisel to marble and sculpted the nude figure. Her body is the perfect form. Taking a peek at these pictures from the November 2014 issue of Cosmopolitan, you can see that even with clothes on her body is amazing. I’m pretty sure her cleavage could cause men to lay down their arms and the world could live in peace.  

I don’t want to call her a rare beauty because she is more than that. I don’t know if there is a term is for rare of the rare, but maybe we should just say Ratajkowski. Not one of a kind, not one in a million, she has a beauty is that one in a century.