Scarlett Johansson Kicking Ass And Looking Sexy In Lucy

Whenever I see a new movie preview or read about a new film coming out and they use the phrase “Humans only use 10% of our brains” I instantly know to not to watch that movie. That 10% storyline is proof the writer and director only use 10% of their brain when coming up with story ideas. Of course, I will totally break my do-not-watch rule if the movie stars the flawless Scarlett Johansson.

It would appear that Johansson’s career has taken the road to sexy-outfit-wearing, ass-kicking action star with roles in Lucy, The Avengers, and Captain America. As you can see by the images from Lucy, even when she is crashing into the ceiling she still looks incredibly hot.

We all have a movie where we feel in love with her blonde hair and perfect pouty lips. For me it was back in 2004 in the film In Good Company. After that film I hoped and prayed that one day in the future I could gaze upon Johansson’s nude body. I know I was not alone in this hope. Then our collective hopes and prayers were answered with the film Under the Skin where not only did we get to see Scar-Jo’s bare breasts and butt, but we even got to see a little Scar-Jo bush. It truly was one of the happiest days in human history. If you fell in love with Scar-Jo in The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie, you might want to rethink your life choices.

Rules are important in life, especially the ones you make for yourself. They are your code of honor and help shape who are you. You should follow them as much as you can, unless breaking them means staring at Scarlett Johansson. Those rules are made to be broken.

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