Do Jaime King’s Nipples Make You Want to Buy a Couch?

Restoration Hardware is one of those furniture stores where the sofas cost so much you really don’t want to sit on them. Unless you’re Jaime King and you’re not wearing a bra. Then you and your nipples can sit anywhere you like.  

You’re probably saying to yourself, “Hey, those nipples look kind of familiar.” Well, you’re right, you have seen those nipples before. Odds are you mostly remember those beautiful nipples from the 2005 film Sin City. King played Goldie and her twin sister Wendy. Before she played twins, King and her glorious nips where also on display in the 2001 film Happy Campers and the 2002 film Slackers.

Even when she is not topless, King is finds a way to be sexy on screen. Two for the Money, Fanboys, and especially Lies & Alibis all feature a scantly clad King. She also had a part in the Michael Bay disaster Pearl Harbor, but thank god he didn’t ruin her career. King has been splitting time between the big and small screen. King and her amazing nipples have been a series regular on Gary Unmarried, My Generation, and most recently Heart of Dixie.  

I don’t know if King’s nipples will be featured in a new Restoration Hardware ad campaign or not, but seeing them does make me think I should buy a new couch. Or maybe just a pillow, maybe a towel, whatever is cheapest I'll take that.

Via The Nip Slip!