If you have yet to watch any of the Creepy Text Theatre videos, you're seriously missing out! But if you haven't seen the newest one featuring Sasha Grey, then I just feel bad for you. Although it might have been a tad bit of a ditch effort to promote her new movie Open Windows, it's still sure to make you laugh your ass off!
I'd have to say that my favorite text would have to be the guy who asked the girl whether or not she liked daisies or roses because he wanted to know what to put on her casket after he "Murdered that pussy"! Really, though? Do people seriously say these things? If so, I need to make a few more friends, or join a couple more dating sites. Don't tell my boyfriend that, okay? I promise, it would be purely for comedic purposes! I am just not too big on getting raped and murdered, and I certainly don't want my final resting place to be in a box underneath some crazy douche bag's bed!
If you're looking for a good laugh or are just in the mood to see Sasha Grey live in action (without any cocks involved) then you've got to check out her appearance on Creepy Text Theatre in the video below! By check out I mean right now! This shit is too good to save for later.