Bare Breasts Are The Leading Cause Of Traffic Accidents In Russia

Crashing your car due to the sight of a naked woman is no longer exclusively an Austrian problem apparently. That's right, Austria, Russia will see your several car accidents and raise you, I don't know, 500. That's the estimated number of accidents caused in a single day due to the mobile advertisements seen above.

This shocking statistic comes to us courtesy of AutoBlog (link below), who alerted us to the supple breasts that were displayed on more than 30 vehicles traversing Moscow on the... OH MY GOD LOOK OUT FOR THAT TREE!

The specific purpose of the ad campaign – designed by an advertising agency specializing in mobile ads – was to draw attention to the mobile billboards. The sparse text in the ad translates from Russian to "They Attract." They certainly do!

If only they could track down one of the unlucky motorists to give us a play-by-play of what caused his accident.

Russian motorist Ildar Yuriev says, "I was on my way to a business meeting when I saw this truck with a huge photo of breasts on its side go by. Then I was hit by the car behind who said he had been distracted by the truck. It made me late and left my car in the garage, and although I am insured I am still out of pocket."

I think we've all been there Ildar. 

Via AutoBlog