Don’t Hide That Browser, That Porn Is Safe For Work!

There is only one thing worse than getting caught looking at porn... Getting caught looking at porn while at work. Thanks to a couple of websites you won’t need to hide that window anymore because that porn is Safe For Work!  

I guess I’m lucky in the fact if a co-worker (or boss) walked by my desk and saw me looking at porn, it’s not big deal. I work for a porn website, looking at porn is part of a job. But if you’re an accountant or healthcare professional or substitute teacher, looking at porn while at work is frowned upon. With a little creative special effect, these hardcore scenes are turned into innocent fun. Why that’s some woman slobbering over a huge cock, it’s a woman who just really loves ice cream cones!

These images and videos may not be the hottest thing you’ve ever seen, but it is better than your boss catching you watching a horny housewives orgy. I don’t know if the SFW porn will catch on or not, but a lot of it is pretty funny. You have to tip your hat to the people behind it. You can tell a lot of thought and hard work went into coming up with the idea of turning a guy munching carpet like his life depended on it, into a guy who really, really loves corn on the cob.  

There are two kinds of people in this world: those who look at porn and those who lie about looking at porn. Everyone does it and at times I don’t know why we aren't more open about it. But at the same time, I get that you probably shouldn’t be looking at hot and horny teenagers getting it on when you have a report due. So next time the need strikes you, put the words Safe For Work into Google.

Via Salon

Photo Credit Porn SFW