Fleshbot’s Friday Five: Kleio Valentien

As dedicated Fleshbot fans, we're sure you've read our recent interview with Kleio Valentien. And so you know all about how the church going Texas country girl who grew up shooting guns and milking cows discovered Burning Angel, thought it looked fun, and left the great state of Texas for the first time in her life to fly to Los Angeles and shoot some punk porn scenes. And you also probably have a sense of where things went after that: how that initial moment of curiosity spawned a seven year porn career and a whole lot of hot scenes. But have you actually had a chance to check out the breadth and depth of her oeuvre? Friends, sit down and relax while we tell you all about the deep dickings that Kleio has enjoyed over the years.

As a heavily tattooed lady, Kleio's had limited options when it comes to employers (translation: she's mostly worked for Burning Angel). But don't let her limited resume fool you: over the years, Joanna (and the handful of other directors lucky enough to shoot Kleio) has teased out some amazing performances: which, of course, we're all too happy to give you the rundown of right now.

Crushing on Kleio: Let's begin with the film that says it all up front: because really, aren't we all crushing on Kleio? If you are, this collection of six scenes (all featuring the one and only Kleio) is an excellent way to dive right in and learn all about her work. Want to see her POV style, in a B/B/G threesome, exploring light bondage, with another girl, dabbling in the world of foot fetish, or getting fucked up the ass? This release has it all – and though it's hard to pick just one scene out of this buffet of options, we're going to have to throw our vote behind the final scene with Keni Styles, which has breathtaking chemistry between the two performers – and a bunch of ass fucking to round it all out.

Joanna's Angels #3: Douchebag Resurrection: "Joanna's Angels" was the series that really put Burning Angel on the map – so it's nice to see Kleio get a starring role in the series' third installment (shot after the delightful Tommy Pistol ended a years long porn hiatus). Not surprisingly, Kleio is featured in the film's stand out scenes; a threesome with Tommy and Draven Star, and a massive orgy with a whole bunch of Burning Angel hotties. Even in an orgy with girls like Skin Diamond and Joanna Angel, Kleio manages to hold her own. Which, guys, is actually saying a whole lot about this girl's talents – that's some stiff competition – by which we of course mean competition that really makes us all stiff.

Jonni Darkko's Facial Overload #3: But how does Kleio fare when she's holding the scene down on her own, using nothing but her mouth and tits to bring her partner to orgasm? As Jonni Darkko's blowjob extravaganza proves; very, very well. Sure, a scene that features nothing more than blowjobs and titfucking (and one seriously massive facial) might not be up everyone's alley, but we appreciate the way it shows off Kleio's range as a porn performer. (Also we appreciate having the change to look at her face covered in come.)

Captain America XXX - An Axel Braun Parody: And here's one for the superhero porn movie fans: Kleio offers quite the stunning turn as Diamondback getting doubleteamed by Falcon and Quicksilver – and keeping her (crotchless) costume on for a whole lot of the time. We're not well versed enough in the world of comic books to know if Kleio really does her character justice, but we do know that she looks slamming in the skintight pink and black suit... especially when her fellow superheroes are slamming into her (if you know what we mean).

Rocco's Perfect Slaves #5: Lastly, but certainly not leastly: you know a girl has earned her porn laurels when Rocco Siffredi casts her in one of his movies. Kleio is lucky enough to get paired with fellow tattooed porn hottie Bonnie Rotten, who Kleio more than holds her own against in this scene (and, as we all know, Bonnie is the definition of stiff competition here). No orifice is left unfucked in this ragingly hot scene, with Bonnie and Kleio servicing Rocco in some of the hottest ways imaginably (including some enthusiastic rimjobs, for those of you who are into that sort of naughtiness). If you've ever had any doubts about Kleio being a serious sex star, this release will more than do away with them. She proves that she's not just a perfect slave – she's a formidable pornstar. (Though we have to admit, if she'd ever consent to being our perfect slave, we'd pretty much consider ourselves to have won at life.)