Jessica Alba Maximizes Her Pokeys for Maxim

Jessica Alba must have something in the works, because I've been seeing her pop up in all sorts of mass media lately, which is making me pop up in all the right places. Take Maxim, please! The struggling girlie rag is working on getting its circulation numbers back up, and this photo shoot with Jessica is likely to get something up (sorry, two boner puns in one paragraph). 

Thankfully, I didn't have to shell out for Maxim as the aggregators at Taxi Driver Movie (link below) were kind enough to share these images of the wet and wildly nip-tastic Jessica as she posed for her close-up. Considering Jessica is such a notoriously skinless actress, she sure must love cheesecake, because every time she's before a camera she does something cheesy like this. 

While I would prefer the top off, I'll get off any way possible, and Jessica offers a variety of different ways to appreciate her sexy beauty. Most of those ways don't include nudity, sadly, but maybe she's just working up demand to make up pay dearly for her supply. It's simple market dynamics at play. And I'm suffering from an economy of scale, which is growing bigger by the moment. 

Via Taxi Driver Movie