Dressed in some kind of punk-rock-Madonna-in-her-heyday-torn-fishnet-leather-studded-black-mesh-outfit with matching metal clam shell, Lady GaGa shows her two American treasures while clubbing it up in Tokyo.
While many people would find an ensemble with the metal frame of a clamshell to be too restrictive, Lady GaGa shows us that more really can be less and it’s all about the accessories. And nothing goes better with silver crosses than a pair of partially exposed breasts. I have no doubt she will rock out to some funky Japanese techno dressed as the nightmare version of Botticelli’s Birth of Venus.
Let’s take a moment to thank Lady GaGa for all she does. With her many causes, her music, she still takes time to remind us she has Ta-Tas. Thanks, GaGa.