It’s Witchcraft Between Miley Cyrus and Cara Delevingne

Miley Cyrus must be longing to stick her tongue somewhere other than just out her mouth. I mean, yeah, that ain't getting played or nothing, but it's time to take it to the next level, which would be into the mouth of socialite and model Cara Delevingne. 

This Instagram (link below) posted onto Miley's feed reminds this reporter of a little fable called Cinderella. No evil stepmom or bad stepsisters. No fairy godmother or magic disappearing at the stroke of midnight no prince no glass slipper, but still it reminds me of that fairy tale. Why? Because I'm mad and immature and I'm listening to the Sonics now, and that song is on, and it's inspiring me. 

Young women and fast music will do that to a fellow, even an old man like myself, whose typing fingers are slowly solidifying into arthritic decay. I'm washed up, but I'm not dead yet. And the sight of two young hot and rich women swapping spit through the vehicle of their wet tongues is enough to beat a little life into this old horse yet, and me too. My horse shouldn't get all the glory.  

Via Instagram